The card is the only discount in the system
A card comes in the box. It is not sold, it cannot be bought on its own, and there is no tier above it.
The card
DRAWN TO THE BLUEPRINT — 85.60 × 53.98 mm — NOT A PHOTOGRAPH
The card carries 15% off your next order. Not this one — the piece in the box you found it in is never discounted.
Scanning it
Scanning the code does two things: it activates the discount against your address, and it opens the story behind the quote you bought.
Every quote was written for one situation. The card is where we say which one, and you are free to disagree with our reading of it.
The card itself
- Format
- CR80, ISO 7810 ID-1
- Size
- 85.60 × 53.98 mm
- Thickness
- 0.80 mm
- Corner
- 3.18 mm corner radius
- QR panel
- 28.00 × 28.00 mm QR reserve, front
- Front
- QR panel, VIP MEMBERSHIP, 15% OFF YOUR NEXT ORDER
- Back
- Mocking'U centred, with the tagline beneath
- Accent
- Signal Red 485 C on the front badge and the back apostrophe, second pass
Three ways to make it
| Option | Material | Thickness | Finishing | In the hand |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ATop tier | Brushed stainless steel or anodised aluminium | 0.80 mm rigid metal | Fibre laser engraving in black, red enamel or UV fill for the apostrophe | Cold metal. The heaviest object in the box and the most expensive line in the matrix. |
| BHigh luxury | 700 GSM black and silver duplex board | 0.75 mm triple ply | Soft-touch lamination, chrome silver foil, red foil stamp | Velvet hand, the same as the outer box. The card and the lid read as one material. |
| CSmart PVC | Matte metallic PVC, optional NFC chip | 0.76 mm standard CR80 | UV offset with a spot red gloss varnish over matte | Bank-card durability, and the only option that can be tapped instead of scanned. |
Not yet made
No cards have been made. The blueprint is finished and the run waits on the drop, because a retention card printed before the first order is a card with nobody to retain.
NOT OPENMembership opens with the drop
Still open
- MATERIALWhich card material, A, B or C?
- The three run at different unit costs and only option C can carry NFC. The call belongs with whoever signs the packaging budget.
- CODESWhat sits behind the QR code?
- A single static code cannot be one-use per card, and a unique code per card means printing variable data. That is a production and a systems decision at once.