Mocking'U — say it, then take it back

Drop 01

Deadpan

Claims about the person wearing them, delivered flat. No punchline and no wink — one word in red is the only admission that anybody is joking.

D01ever had a pinny from life LE 1’250
D02expensively unemployed. worldwide. LE 1’250
D03professional time optimist. LE 1’250
D04powered by snacks, protected by boundaries. LE 1’250
D05i solve problems with 1 ml. LE 1’250
D06i heard you. still wrong. LE 1’250
D07sweetness of doing nothing. LE 1’250
D08no gps, not even mad. LE 1’250
D09moi, le luxe ça m’apaise. LE 1’250