Thirty characters, one of them wrong on purpose. Set it, look at it, and decide whether you want to be the person who owns it.
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Tap a word to set it in red. One word only — that is the whole joke.
Tap between two words to break the line there.
The size the rest of the drop is set in. Read across a room.
Across the chest. Read by whoever you are talking to.
Centre chest, 250 × 65 mm, from the high shoulder point, shown at print size. The garment is a stand-in, and the height on the chest is not final.
The red word
One word carries it. Pick the word the sentence turns on — a line with everything emphasised emphasises nothing, and a line that emphasises the wrong word is funnier than you meant.
The read
A person reads your line before a screen is cut. Not to soften it. To make sure the spacing survives at 250 millimetres and the joke survives at arm's length.
The price
LE 1,450. Its own screen, its own setup, its own proof, and none of it shared with the run. You are paying for the fact that nobody else has it.
Custom pieces open with the drop and close with it. There is no second window and no reprint — that is the same deal everyone else on this site gets, and you chose the harder version of it.